Meeting-room career ladder

Laminate the Napkin

Slip a made-up corporate saying, a badly mixed metaphor, a pile of buzzwords or a terrible sports analogy into a real meeting without anyone blinking. Log it, bank the points, and get promoted. Higher grades are harder to say with a straight face, so they pay more.

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